Friday, February 14, 2020

Street Legalese: Robbie Fulks' 16



A couple years ago, alt-country stalwart Robbie Fulks announced that he was going to release a track-for-track cover of Bob Dylan’s 1978 album Street Legal. My immediate reaction was: “But Street Legal sucks. Its songs are rambling and pointless. It kicks off Dylan’s infamous lost decade(s). It sucks.” Then I thought for a moment, looked up the track listing, and realized that I had never actually listened to Street Legal. I’d heard a couple songs here and there, but I’d read of the terribleness of the album so many times that I’d never bothered to listen to the whole thing.

 
And seriously, critics savaged Street Legal. Robert Christgau, in a C+ Village Voice review, wrote “This divorcee sounds overripe, too in love with his own self-generated misery to break through the leaden tempos that oppress his melodies, devoid not just of humor but of lightness--unless, that is, he intends his Neil Diamond masquerade as a joke." Meanwhile, over in Rolling Stone, Greil Marcus was even nastier, saying of the song “Is Your Love in Vain?” that “The man speaks to the woman like a sultan checking out a promising servant girl for VD, and his tone is enough to make her fake the pox if that’s what it takes to get away clean.” Also delightful is this bit of faint praise from Marcus: “While most of the singing on Street Legal...falls short of creepiness, it’s simply impossible to pay attention to it for more than a couple of minutes at a time.” Indeed, Marcus’ review is so scathing that Jann Wenner, who never encountered a celebrity ass he could leave unkissed, issued a corrective positive review a month later.[1]

Listening to Street Legal now, those reviews seem a bit harsh. I don’t think anyone would mistake it for a top-shelf Dylan album, and if you’ve never delved into Dylan this sure as shit isn’t the place to start. But it’s honestly pretty good. He makes you wade through the whole thing to get to the best two songs, but the penultimate “We Better Talk This Over” would be a solid Drive-By Truckers album cut, and the closer “Where Are You Tonight (Journey Through Dark Heat)” is almost good enough to justify its ridiculous title. Certainly it’s quintessential Dylan: the organ cascades; there are some great turns of phrase; and Bob sings like he decided to give a shit that day. What else you want? And there is plenty of enjoyable stuff elsewhere on the album. “Changing of the Guards” is a much better impersonation of mid-60’s Dylan than most performers ever achieve; “SeƱor (Tales of Yankee Power)” is one of the more successful of Dylan’s various attempts over the years at frontier atmospherics; and on “True Love Tends to Forget” he tries to sound like Van Morrison, and it isn’t nearly the disaster that it should be.



That said, it isn’t hard to hear what Christgau and Marcus were reacting against. The album is very, very busy. Virtually every track slathers on horns, keyboards, noodly guitar solos, and choruses of bluesy ladies upon choruses of bluesy ladies. Jeremy Winograd claims that a big part of the problem was that the mix on the original Street Legal vinyl pressing was incredibly muddy, and assuming that he’s right, I can see how that would wreck the whole thing—on a twenty-first century digital remaster, the band sounds pretty tight, and there’s a lot of band to hear, so I’d hate to lose that.[2]

Even when it sounds good, though, Street Legal has some core issues with lyrical silliness that a remaster isn’t going to fix. On “No Time to Think,” a substantial portion of the lyrics boil down to everyone in the studio singing nouns as loudly as they possibly can. “China Doll!/ Alcohol!/ Duality!/ Mortality!” A winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature wrote that shit. Also, he wrote “Socialism!/ Hypnotism!/ Patriotism!/ Materialism!” I can keep going if you’d like, because Dylan kept going for eight minutes and twenty seconds. There’s also a lot of tortured feminine rhyme (e.g., “travel on” rhymed with “Babylon”—woof), and the rhyme schemes tend to be a tad fussy by rock standards (there’s a lot of aabccb). It was 1978, the triumphant moment of punk’s minimalist reaction to the bloat of corporate rock, and here comes Dylan with a dog-eared rhyming dictionary and a 27-piece band. It’s no wonder Christgau and Marcus hated it.  

*****

Given the album’s less-than-stellar critical and popular legacy, Robbie Fulks’ decision to cover the entirety of Street Legal in a vinyl-only limited edition produced by Steve Albini can only be construed as a passion project of absolute and possibly ludicrous purity. It is one of the more uncareerist moves of an uncareerist career, which has, since the mid-90’s, moved from a honky-tonk phase to a countrypolitan phase to an austere folk phase. The “Oh Brother” phase a picker as accomplished as Fulks could have embraced around 2001 was decidedly eschewed, as he instead put out a self-released album of frequently-keyboard-driven narrative experiments called Couples in Trouble (which alienated many of his several fans, and is also, by the way, goddamn brilliant). Fulks has acquired a small group of very devoted listeners, and doesn’t seem to be adding many more—when he plays KC, it’s always the same 2/3-filled indoor Knuckleheads space, and I’m pretty sure it’s always the same people (it appears he’s playing there June 18, btw, so if anyone wants to hang out that night, that’s where I’ll be). The Venn diagram overlap of “Robbie Fulks die-hards” and “people who are down for some late-70’s Dylan” is no doubt a small group of bookish white midwesterners with indifferent hair. We should stage a meet-up in a conference room at a Days Inn outside St. Louis sometime—it would probably be fun.

It’s interesting to compare Fulks’ Street Legal cover album (which is called 16—more on that later) with the recent Old Crow Medicine Show cover of Blonde on Blonde (which is called 50 Years of Blonde on Blonde, which is what you’d call it if you wanted someone to buy it). The Old Crow album, to be clear, is good. It’s a group of talented Americana musicians covering the arguably-greatest album of rock’s probably-greatest songwriter, and they take the task seriously and have a lot of fun with it. It’s also a very savvy move: Old Crow is from Nashville, Dylan recorded Blonde on Blonde in Nashville, and there’s a lot of new yuppie money running around Nashville, so why not book the Ryman and scoop up some of that sweet nostalgia cheddar?

Fulks’ 16 is a considerably weirder record, and is perhaps inevitably less fun, inasmuch as nothing on Street Legal is a cover-band layup like “Rainy Day Women” or “Absolutely Sweet Marie.” But the Fulks album is much more interesting, and not just because of the degree of difficulty. The opener, “Changing of the Guards,” is one of the most beautiful, restrained recordings of Fulks’ career, as Dylan’s horns and backup singers are replaced with an incredibly spare arrangement. Making Dylan’s lyrics easier to understand is arguably not to the song’s benefit—it seems to be about exotic bazaars and virgin sacrifices or something? I don’t have the patience to go the full Christopher Ricks on it, but Fulks’ recording is so pretty that it doesn’t really matter.


Another highlight on 16 is “Baby, Stop Crying,” which was one of the songs most frequently lambasted in the 1978 reviews of Street Legal. The key difference is that Fulks is capable of delivering the line “Baby, please stop crying” in a way that sounds like he cares about the addressee and would like to help them be less sad, whereas when Dylan sings it, he just sounds annoyed that someone is bothering him with their stupid fucking feelings.[3] Or, to be less harsh, Dylan wrote an excellent blue-eyed-soul song that he is not well-suited to as a singer, but it happens to be right in Fulks’ wheelhouse. It’s not like it’s the first time a cover of a Dylan song has trumped the original.

Fulks gets weirder elsewhere, notably on “Where Are You Tonight,” but for the most part he tilts toward arrangements that are either stripped to meditative quiet, or built on larger ensembles that owe a fair amount to the originals. The quiet ones are definitely the highlights—they mine something out of the songs that Dylan didn’t, and they’re also the most in line with what Fulks’ own best material has sounded like over the past decade.

******

Fulks calls his album 16, which on its face is kind of odd, though there are a couple interpretations that come to mind. The first word of the first song on Street Legal is “sixteen,” so it could be that simple. More significantly, Fulks was fifteen when Street Legal came out, which means that he may well have been sixteen when he really got to know it, or, if you want to get technical, Street Legal came out in Fulks’ sixteenth year.  

On the back of the album sleeve for 16, Fulks writes the following about his listening habits in the Seventies:

I had an intense relationship with the records. Like a lot of teenagers, I’d save my money, travel a great distance to a store that had perhaps 2000 records, choose a couple, and go home and play them until memorized. Scarcity and mystery...and the artists played into them. Certain ones seemed to invite you to connect with them, spiritually. They adopted interesting masks; their recordings were replete with quirks, mistakes, eccentricities, holes you could fill in yourself. Eventually, you owned the music, since you were one of its creators.

That’s lovely. I think I understand what Fulks is getting at, or at least I can remember that kind of intensive relationship to works of art, which admittedly in my case was the relationship of an eventual scholar and critic rather than an eventual artist. Still, obsessive attention is obsessive attention.

By the time I was a teenager in the early Nineties, the economics of music listening had not changed much. CD’s were the coin of the realm rather than vinyl, but that just meant that the local record store maybe had 4,000 of them rather than 2,000. You still had to save up, and the decision to buy something was still fraught with risk. You went home and dug deep into the weirdness of whatever you bought, because the alternative was leaving your room. My own Street Legal—which is to say a middling album by a great artist that I swam into neck deep—was Lou Reed’s Magic and Loss, which happened to come out when I was fifteen. This is not one of the Lou Reed albums esteemed by history. Allmusic.com’s ratings put it well outside Reed’s top ten, as does the Rolling Stone Album Guide, and Christgau’s review consists entirely of a frowny-face emoji (and this at least a decade before Americans used the word “emoji”). However, I had picked up the idea from somewhere that an aspiring rock snob should know of Lou Reed, and Magic and Loss was the album that was on sale at the Best Buy in Springfield in 1992, so I grabbed a copy.

And the thing is, when you’re fifteen and growing up on a tree-lined street in southern Missouri, even mediocre Lou Reed sounds like it’s being beamed in from another planet. It sounds like mean streets and weird nights and big feelings shrugged off with a snarl of casual irony. Even Magic and Loss—an album that deals mostly with chemotherapy—sounds like that if you never happen to have heard Transformer. So I think I get where Fulks is coming from in his fixation on a Dylan album that you could only be obsessed with if it entered your life at the ideal moment for such obsessions. At the very least, I know what it’s like to be a hick teenager unaware of his own drawl parsing the musical ramblings of a middle-aged northern Jew in an attempt to figure out whatever the big something was that I very much suspected they weren’t telling me about in school.

Thankfully, sixteen isn’t the last time a person can have a musical revelation. There were many more to come for me, including the time in college when I went to an alt-country festival primarily to see the Old 97’s but stumbled upon a set performed by a gangly, verbose, Buck Owens-obsessed smartass and thought, “This, apparently, is the thing for which I did not know I had been waiting.” It’s wild to think that at this point I’ve been listening to Robbie Fulks for more than half my life. He and I don’t seem all that old, at least not to me, but there you have it. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that Fulks is my favorite singer/songwriter of the last 25 years (though he’s up there), but he is the only singer/songwriter I can think of who has gone that long without ever boring me. And being interesting for 25 years is a hell of an accomplishment.



[3] I’m not sure who I’m kidding with the pronoun game here. When Dylan is being an asshole in the 70’s, the addressee is definitely a woman.

Wednesday, February 5, 2020

My Ten Favorite Moments from Three Championship Runs: Sporting '13, Royals '15, Chiefs '19-20







I’m fairly certain I have not seen this fact written anywhere, but here goes: Kansas City is the only city that has won championships in three of the five largest North American team pro sports leagues since 2013 (those five being NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB, and MLS). This is particularly impressive since Kansas City only has teams in three of those five leagues--every KC team has brought home a title within the last seven seasons. Even if you list total combined championships won by a city since 2013, KC looks impressive:

MOST COMBINED CHAMPIONSHIPS SINCE 2013 IN THE BIG 5 LEAGUES

Boston 4 (3 Patriots, 1 Red Sox)
Bay Area 4 (3 Warriors, 1 SF Giants)
KC 3 (1 Chiefs, 1 Royals, 1 Sporting)
Seattle 3 (2 Sounders, 1 Seahawks)
Chicago 3 (2 Blackhawks, 1 Cubs)

Or to come at it another way, all three of Kansas City’s teams have won a championship since the last time the greater New York City area got a title from any of its eleven total teams across the five leagues (the last one was the Giants’ Super Bowl win eight years ago). So the next time a New Yorker puffs their chest in your general direction about the bagel water, remind them that the Yankees suck (recently).

As recently as October of 2013, the Royals were a permanent farce, the Chiefs were a five-act tragedy, and Sporting was the team with a shiny new stadium where they had previously lost their biggest playoff games. And now we’re titletown, thanks to three crazy playoff runs, every single one of which involved bonkers comebacks from highly-likely defeat. It was the greatest decade in KC sports history. We were privileged to watch a team precisely engineered to be good every year (Sporting), a team that caught lightning in a bottle (the Royals), and a team that drafted the most talented player of his generation (the Chiefs). I can’t imagine we’ll see the likes of it again. 

And so, while the giddiness is fresh, here is my celebration of my ten favorite moments from the playoff runs of Sporting in 2013, the Royals in 2015, and the Chiefs in 2019-20. I’m defining “moment” a touch loosely, but these are the ten that stick with me. It was not easy to narrow it down.

#10: Mahomes to Hill, 3rd and 15, 4th Quarter, Super Bowl

I’m grabbing this stat from ESPN, but it’s the craziest damn thing. On 3rd and 15 in the regular season and playoffs, Patrick Mahomes was 13 for 17 for 299 yards, 3 TD’s, and 0 INT’s. That’s an average of 17.6 yards per attempt. He averaged a first down completion on 3rd and 15. That shouldn’t be possible. 

I’ll freely admit that around 9 minutes to go in the Super Bowl, I was approaching the acceptance phase. The 49ers were leveraging every obvious advantage they had, and KC had no answers. But all year, the Chiefs have converted crazy 3rd-and-longs, and on this one, with the season on the line, Mahomes took a shotgun snap and then dropped back an additional 8 yards (because why not make it 3rd and 28?) and then he threw the ball 60 yards downfield to a wide open Hill. It was still a 20-10 lead for San Francisco, but if you had watched KC all season you knew that for the first time all night the Chiefs looked like the Chiefs.

#9: Feilhaber steal and assist to Bieler, Extra Time, Eastern Conference Semifinals

Benny Feilhaber was exactly what Sporting Kansas City needed when they signed him in 2013. They had a good core, with Matt Besler, Graham Zusi, and CJ Sapong, among others, but they had a good core of Boy Scouts. They needed a magnificent bastard, and that bastard was Benny Feilhaber, the platonic form of the guy who sits in the high school parking lot in a sports car from his dad’s dealership, waiting to make a pass at your girlfriend. In this case, he stole a pass from the New England goalkeeper in the 113th minute of the second leg of a cup tie, and then fed a perfect pass to Claudio Bieler, who had his one great KC moment and scored a goal that broke a 3-3 aggregate draw and sent Sporting on to the Conference finals. I was there, I was freezing, I lost my shit.




#8: Colon drives in go-ahead run, 12th Inning, Game 5 of World Series

I’ve written about this one elsewhere. Suffice it to say that when the RBI that turns out to be the decisive run of a World Series is #8 on this list, it’s been a fun time to be a sports fan in KC.

#7: Cain scores from first on a single, 8th Inning, Game 6 of ALCS

This was an objectively huge run--it ended up being the pennant-winner against the Blue Jays--but the craziest thing about it is that Lorenzo Cain going first-to-home on a single was not a crazy decision. In fact, he made it by a mile. Cain running the bases was one of my favorite things to watch in KC sports this decade. He moved with remarkable grace for such a large man. As my own feet got progressively worse as the decade progressed (to the point where I eventually needed surgery) it was a joy to watch a runner who seemed to be able to fly.




#6: Williams’ clinching TD run, 4th Quarter, Super Bowl

Speaking of my post-surgical feet, I was somewhat surprised by how rapidly I moved after Damien Williams ran 38 yards to put the Chiefs ahead 31-20 late in the Super Bowl. I vaguely recall that, after Williams scored, I said something about needing to “take it to the streets” and I grabbed my cousin’s Chiefs flag and shot out to door to run around for a while while the people up the block set off fireworks (my cousin soon followed behind me with his much larger house flag). It was the fastest I’ve moved in quite a while. I felt it a bit the next day, but still, it was lovely.

#5: Sinovic’s game-tying goal, 2nd Half, Eastern Conference Semifinals



What’s more exciting as a fan: the score that breaks a tie to put your team in the lead, or the score that brings your team back to life after a period of near-certain doom? I would submit that it is the latter (indeed, the rest of these rankings exemplify that belief). Heading into November 6, 2013, Sporting was developing a reputation as a team that choked. Each of the past two seasons, they had lost to lower seeds in the playoffs, and they had lost their first match of the 2013 playoffs 2-1 in New England. They had one more game against New England back in KC, but very late in the match, Sporting was trailing 3-2 on aggregate goals.

And then, local boy Seth Sinovic, a professional athlete who is so Kansas City that his aunt lives across the street from me, a defensive player who is one of the worst shooters I’ve ever seen, cracked an absolute laser beam on a loose ball to save Sporting from impending elimination. Going into that match, I genuinely did not believe that good things could happen in the playoffs to Kansas City teams. That narrative started to change at exactly 78:02 in the second leg of the conference semis, when a kid from Rockhurst made the shot of his life. 

#4: Mahomes’ Mad Dash, 2nd Quarter, AFC Divisional Playoffs

Assuming that we don’t all burn up or drown before then, sometime around the turn of the 22nd century an old man will be sitting in a Kansas City nursing home rambling on to his reluctantly-visiting great-grandchildren about how back when he was in elementary school he saw Patrick Mahomes play in the Super Bowl, and these whippersnappers you see on the field today aren’t half as good as ol’ Patrick Mahomes. Ol’ Mahomes could throw it without looking; he could sling it with both hands; he could stare down a grizzly bear and not rattle even a little. Hell, he could run through a whole damn defense if he set his mind to it. 

The great-grandkids will roll their eyes and check their watches (which will be inside their brains, because it’ll be the future) to see how much longer they need to wait before they can leave without being rude. They won’t have any idea that great-grandad is absolutely right.



#3: Gordon’s game-tying HR, 9th Inning, Game 1 of the World Series

I once saw a young Alex Gordon hit a home run in the minors against the AA Springfield Cardinals. Based on a bit of box score perusal, I’m pretty sure it was in 2006, though he hit a couple in Springfield that year, so I can’t pin down the date. Gordon hit it a long way, too--it landed on top of that building out past the right field fence.  

It was a fun moment, inasmuch as I got to stand up and cheer in front of the Cardinal fans, but we all knew what the deal was: they rooted for the team that won championships, and I rooted for the team that occasionally had a prospect who was decent enough that the Royals could develop him and then give him away for pennies on the dollar before he hit free agency. 

Instead, Gordon made a career of it with the Royals, and nine years later, with his team trailing in the bottom of the ninth of Game One of the World Series, he hit it even farther than he did on that night in Springfield. The Royals were about to go down 1-0 and lose home field advantage; instead, KC rallied to win, and they set up a rent-free residence inside the Mets’ heads that would continue through late innings for the rest of the series. 

#2: Palmer’s missed PK, Penalty Shootout, MLS Cup Final

While the Royals and Chiefs both won their championships in very exciting games (12 innings; fourth-quarter comeback), the actual championship-concluding play was not especially tense (strike out the side with five run lead; throw an incomplete pass to run out the clock).

For Sporting, though, it was tense right down to the end. And beyond the end. And even beyond the reasonable end of the tiebreaker penalty shootout. The shootout is supposed to take five kicks per team, but KC and Salt Lake needed ten to decide a winner (it’s still the longest championship game in MLS history).

There’s a case to be made that I should pick other moments from the MLS Cup Final--Collin’s game-tying goal in the 76th minute; Nielsen’s do-or-die save of Salt Lake’s 8th penalty--but I’ve never experienced anything in sports quite like the millisecond shift between wondering if this tie will ever be broken to realizing that it’s over, and KC has a champion, and that sitting out in the 25-degree weather for three hours was worth it after all. If all the beer hadn’t been frozen, I might have thrown it in the air to celebrate.

#1: Hosmer’s Mad Dash, 9th Inning, Game 5 of World Series

If anything defines KC sports in the 2010’s, it’s irrational confidence being rewarded. Renaming your soccer team after a club from Portugal and then hoping that people in the midwest are gonna buy into it still seems like a crazy idea almost ten years after it worked. The Chiefs, an organization long synonymous with choking, hired a coach long synonymous with choking, and then went all-in on a raw QB prospect who went 5-7 in his last season in college. And Eric Hosmer, who is not a notably fast man, decided that the ninth inning of a World Series game would be a great time to see if he could score from third on a delayed break on a groundout. 

I’m sure everyone thought that the first person to eat a burnt end was crazy too. 

Anyway, Hosmer scored. There was much rejoicing. It was my favorite unbelievable sports moment of a decade I still can’t quite believe happened.




Honorable Mentions: Dwyer’s goal in Eastern Conference Final; Collin’s MLS Cup goal; Davis’ Game 6 ALCS relief pitching appearance; Correa’s error in 8th inning of Game 4 of the ALDS; Mahomes’ TD pass to Watkins in 4th quarter of AFC title game; Mahomes’ 1st down pass to Watkins in 4th quarter of Super Bowl; Fuller’s interception in 4th quarter of Super Bowl