Saturday, February 6, 2021

Seven Poems that Should Have Been Read at Presidential Inaugurations



The reading of poems at Presidential inaugurations is a relatively new event in American history. A couple weeks ago, Amanda Gorman became only the sixth poet invited to read at a Presidential inauguration. Five of these inaugural poems have been presented in the last 28 years, with the only exception being Robert Frost’s recitation of “The Gift Outright” at John F. Kennedy’s 1961 inauguration.

There’s probably an essay to be written about why inaugural poetry might have emerged at this late date, at least among Democrats, as a nascent tradition. Is it just Kennedy’s charisma still looming over his party? Is it an example of a secularizing country (or party) looking for a non-religious means of solemnifying a civic event? Is it a perverse joke wherein a three-minute poem is rolled out to atone for denigrating the arts and humanities at all other times of year? 

As someone who teaches students about the history of poetry, I have a more speculative question: what might inaugural poetry have looked like through the years if it were a longer-standing tradition? What poets and poems might have appeared? The obvious truth is that if poems had been read at every inauguration ceremony, most of them would have been milquetoast work from poets long-forgotten. Such is the nature of art placed in the service of decorum. It’s not like anyone with actual power would ever let Walt Whitman, Langston Hughes, Adrienne Rich, or Danez Smith anywhere near that dais. 

But since inaugural poetry has, through most of American history, been a thing that never happened, I’m free to daydream about what might have been especially good poems for the occasion. I thought about going truly nuts and proposing a poem for literally every inauguration since 1789. But since I have an actual job which currently presents me with a maze of brush fires, I limited myself to picking a handful of poems from the early-to-mid twentieth century that might have been particularly powerful commentaries at one of our core civic ceremonies.


1925: William Carlos Williams, “It Is a Living Coral


There are a lot of Williams poems I could choose, since few major poets outside of Whitman have been so inclined to take America itself as their subject matter. But “It Is a Living Coral,” Williams’ celebration of the Capitol building, feels especially poignant after January 6, so we’ll assign WCW the task of dignifying the inauguration of Calvin Coolidge.


Williams’ poem, which first appeared in 1924, turns the solidity and mass of the Capitol into a living, lovely thing: “a dome/ eight million pounds/ in weight/ iron plates constructed/ to expand/ and contract with/ variations/ of temperature/ the folding/ and unfolding of a lily.” Williams then spins into a giddy catalog of the paintings and sculptures that fill the Capitol dome, and the poem starts to feel like a not-quite-orderly montage of American history. With his pure energy and capacity for slightly irreverent awe, Williams makes this “archaic” building a metonym for a nation he hopes can be as flexible as it is massive.


1929: Marianne Moore, “England


Despite the title, this poem is primarily about the US; it just takes Moore a few lines of epigrammatic takes on foreign country countries before she settles into her main topic, America, “where there are no proofreaders, no silkworms, no digressions,” and where “letters are written/ not in Spanish, not in Greek, not in Latin, not in shorthand,/ but in plain American which cats and dogs can read!” It would be fun to watch Senators and Justices try to puzzle out whether and how much this is supposed to be funny, and to what degree the joke is at their expense.

I hope that someday a Republican invites a poet to read at the inauguration, as inaugural poems have thus far been a strictly Democratic affair. Moore would have been honored to read at the 1929 inauguration, as she came from a pro-GOP family that held Herbert Hoover in great esteem for his WWI-era relief efforts. At the end of her poem, Moore insists that if culture is hard to find in America, “must one imagine/ that it is not there? It has never been confined to one locality.” It would also be nice to imagine that poetry needn’t be confined to one party.


1933: Sterling Brown, “Strong Men


In an alternate universe where poems had been read at every inauguration, it’s safe to assume that the list of poets would have been exclusively white for a very long time. I’d like to believe that a person of color would have been chosen as an inaugural poet long before Maya Angelou in 1993, but if I’m being honest, I also suspect that inaugural poetry’s color line would have endured longer than Major League Baseball’s.  


So I very much doubt that Sterling Brown would have been selected to read at an inauguration in 1933. But in an alternate universe where a black poet could have read at FDR’s first inauguration, Washington D.C. native Brown, whose best poems are deeply democratic and American, would have been a fantastic choice. 


“Strong Men'' in particular is a perfect poem for public performance, and not just because it sounds amazing. Brown celebrates the cross-generational resilience of African-Americans in the face of slavery, violence, and segregation, but he is also optimistic about the future: “Strong men keep a-comin’ on,/ Gittin’ stronger.” And surely, in a year as difficult as 1933, such a statement of optimism would have been a powerful thing.


1941: Muriel Rukeyser, “The Book of the Dead


“The Book of the Dead” is the final section of Rukeyser’s long poem of the same name, which appeared in 1938, and combines poetry, interviews, and documentary research to tell the story of the hundreds of workers who died of silicosis as a result of shoddy safety practices at a West Virginia mining operation. Of all the poems I’ve mentioned, this is probably the least likely ever to be allowed to be read at an official American political ceremony, not only because of its topic, but also because of Rukeyser’s politics, which were well to the left of Roosevelt.

But that said, the individual poem “The Book of the Dead,” which is a much more traditional lyric poem than most of the rest of the book, has long struck me as one of the great poems about what America is, and what it could be. Rukeyser writes the poem in Dante-echoing tercets, which is fitting for a book about workers descending into an industrial hell. But within that form Rukeyser crafts a sprawling Whitmanic travelogue through the American countryside. Indeed, much of the poem is very pretty, though Rukeyser avoids Whtiman’s tendency to float up from the soil to the ether, and instead challenges the reader to support the workers crushed by their nation’s quest for progress. Near the end, she implores us to “Carry abroad the urgent need, the scene,/ to photograph and to extend the voice,/ to speak this meaning.” 


1957: Frank O’Hara, “A Step Away from Them


If I just describe what this poem is about, you’ll wonder why I chose it for such an august occasion. The speaker wanders through midtown Manhattan, checks out some construction workers, contemplates lunch, window shops, looks at billboards, thinks about movie stars, eats a burger, and remembers a few of his recently deceased friends (one of whom is Jackson Pollock). All of this unfolds over a couple pages of loose, chatty, enjambment-propelled free verse. O’Hara conveys the energy of a pleasant nothing of a day, but like all great art that alchemically captures something so ephemeral, it also feels poignant. Perhaps it feels especially poignant nowadays, when the pleasures of strolling aimlessly through a crowd are denied us.


Whatever else America is, it’s definitely Times Square and cheeseburgers and getting lost in the bustle. Inaugural poems needn’t all be stuffy; we’re not British, after all. And so we’ll let O’Hara, poet laureate of the everyday, take the hypothetical stage.


1965: Robert Hayden, “Frederick Douglass


An inaugural poem for 1965 surely should have celebrated the achievements of the Civil Rights movement. Hayden’s poem about Douglass, which had first appeared in The Atlantic all the way back in 1947, packs celebration, prophecy, and challenge into a mere fourteen lines. Hayden imagines a day when freedom “is finally ours,” when it will be as instinctive as “brain matter, systole, diastole,/ reflex action,” and become something more than “the gaudy mumbo-jumbo of politicians.” When that day comes, we will finally be worthy of being from the same nation as Frederick Douglass, “this former slave, this Negro/ beaten to his knees, exiled, visioning a world/ where none is lonely, none hunted.” 

I should stop quoting it and you should just go read it. Recited at a presidential inauguration, Hayden’s poem would elevate the occasion rather than the other way around. 


1973: Jay Wright, “The Homecoming Singer


It’s safe to say that no poet would ever be invited to Washington to “respond” to the President, but since this exercise is entirely speculative, I’m going to imagine Jay Wright reading at Richard Nixon’s second inauguration. Wright’s 1971 poem “The Homecoming Singer” is initially full of energy, as the speaker travels across a Nashville “livid with lights,/ as if the weight of all the people/ shooting down her arteries had inflamed them.” But the poem gets quieter and more contemplative until eventually concluding with the speaker in a dream where he hears a woman sing a sad, operatic song that “brings up the Carolina calls,/ the waterboy, the railroad cutter, the jailed,/ the condemned, all that had been forgotten/ on this night of homecomings, all/ that had been misplaced in those livid arteries.” 


In the middle of the Nixon era, Wright dreamt of a song for those who are actually silenced, actually forsaken; not a silent majority but a silenced reality. In all of its sadness and anger, Wright’s poem is also a meditation on what “coming home” could mean for those swept aside, or for the poem’s lonely speaker, or for a nation where displacement is a way of life. It is, in a sense, a poem about the realities that are hidden by traditions, which in a roundabout way would make it perfect for the occasion.





Wednesday, February 3, 2021

Super Bowl Poetry Prop Bets, from the EG Revue


538 reports that Vegas is taking bets on the poem Amanda Gorman is scheduled to read as part of the Super Bowl festivities. 

I'm not gonna lie: the idea of gambling on a poem about sports combines three of my six or seven favorite things, so I am intrigued. But the betting options on offer strike me as not all that interesting. For instance, I'm baffled that "neither" is not an option for which team name Gorman uses first. I would bet every penny of revenue generated by this blog on "neither."

So here, for your home amusement, are the EG Revue's wagering proposals for the Super Bowl poem. Note that I don't know how to balance odds correctly, as I am not an actual bookie, so the number are rough.

1. The first end-rhyme in the poem will be:
A. Masculine [last syllable of rhyme stressed; i.e. shade/wade] (-130)
B. Feminine [last syllable of rhyme unstressed; i.e. inherit/repair it] (+110)
C. There will be no end-rhyme (+1000)

2. Over/Under on usages of the word "field" (this includes "field" embedded in compound nouns, like "battlefield"):
A. Over 1.5 (-110)
B. Under 1.5 (-110)

3. Which of the following words will appear first in Gorman's poem:
A. Charge (+160)
B. Light (-150)
C. Brigade (+1000)
D. None of the Above (+120)

4. The primary denotative meaning of the first usage of the word "Montana" will be:
A. The state of Montana (+250)
B. NFL Hall of Famer Joe Montana (+800)
C. Al Pacino's character from Scarface (+30,000)
D. The poem will not use the word "Montana" (-350)

5. Which will be longer:
A. The length of the poem, in seconds, with the timer starting when Gorman speaks the first word of the poem (+220)
B. The length of the first scoring drive of the game, in seconds of elapsed game clock, as recorded in official box score (-200)

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

My Ten Favorite Songs from Springfield, MO

This summer, I watched the Springfield, MO music documentary The Center of Nowhere, which was a lovingly-made bit of boosterism that included some genuinely cool interviews and historical footage. It was pleasant, if a bit sad, to watch it in a year when I can’t get back to Springfield for the usual occasions. I found after watching the film that I was immediately assembling my own list of my favorite songs by Springfield bands. And so, after a few months of hemming, hawing, and typing, I have assembled a list of my ten favorite songs of Springfield, MO. It would be much more fun to drive down to the Ozarks, catch up with friends, and argue about this stuff over a whiskey or four, but I guess a blog post will have to do for now.

The number of years since I moved away from Springfield at age 18 far exceeds the number of years that I lived there when I was growing up. Listening to music from the Ozarks has long been a way to feel connected to a place that still means a lot to me, even if that place seems to the rest of the world like a backwater.

I hope that the following list will be taken in the spirit intended, which is as one music fan’s love letter to the town where he grew up. I have no more authority than anyone else to make such a list, and far less authority than some people. So think of it as a mixtape as much as a ranking. And I always scribbled way too many liner notes on mixtapes.

Okay, some caveats and clarifications:

*I make no claims to this list being definitive. If you care about Springfield music, your mileage will almost certainly vary, and that’s a wonderful thing.  

*I’ve listened to a lot of stuff from Springfield over the years, but as I said, I haven’t actually lived there full-time since 1995. So I don’t necessarily know all the new bands, and what I do know is inflected by the recommendations of friends. Brett Miller and Jenny Edwards in particular have pointed me to a lot of good stuff, though neither of them bear any blame for my deficiencies of taste.

*There’s obviously the question of how to define “songs of Springfield.” I’m defining it to mean songs written and performed by artists associated primarily or exclusively with Springfield or its immediate environs. There are obviously other ways one could do this. A list of nationally known artists who spent some small portion of their career performing or recording in Springfield might lean heavily to Brenda Lee, the Carter Family, or Robbie Fulks; a list of songs written by Springfieldians but made famous by national artists would give you “Danger Zone,” “The Letter,” and “Always on My Mind.” But my list is about songs that are of, by, and to a great extent for Springfieldians.

*I am the age I am, and like anyone I’m partial to the music of my teens and twenties. In my case, this means the 90’s and 00’s. I also have my own genre preferences. I particularly enjoy Americana performed by smartasses and indie rock performed by dorks. I like hooks. I mistrust virtuosity. All of that is reflected here.  

*This is a Springfield list. Not a 417 list. There’s no Branson. No Knobbers. No Shojis. Anything located within five miles of a fucking wax museum is out. That said, I did consider including the “Fire in the Hole” theme song.

*Okay, that’s enough throat-clearing. Here’s my list: The EG Revue’s Ten Favorite Songs of Springfield, MO.

10 (tie). Izabel Crane, “Spring Fed River” (2019); Dragon Inn 3, “Bad Boy” (2018)

Everything else I’m putting on this list is at least ten years old. I really like both of these songs, but I haven’t yet had the chance to burn out on them and then come back later, which is always the biggest test. So, they get placed in a #10 tie, which will probably strike me as far too low or high a few years from now.

Izabel Crane on “Spring Fed River” continues the long tradition of Springfield artists revisiting gospel in other genres. It’s a baptism song of a sort, but a decidedly secular one. I could imagine Isabel Crane gaining an audience beyond Springfield. Certainly anyone who likes Gillian Welch ought to give this a listen.

Dragon Inn 3’s Double Line is one of my favorite albums of the last couple years. Philip Dickey of Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin near-fame (more on them later) went out and recruited a band of vocal ringers, and they recorded some synthed-out Crockett-and-Tubbs jams. “Bad Boy” is the best thing the 1980’s have given to Springfield since Charlie Spoonhour.

9. Honky Tonk Chateau, “26 Miles” (2002)

It’s possible that Matt Netzer, who sings on this one, is a good enough friend that I should exclude Honky Tonk Chateau from consideration. But on the other hand, this song’s great, so I’m rolling with it. Also, I didn’t really know Matt yet when this album came out, so I first experienced it as “a thing I bought at CD Warehouse”[1] rather than “a thing I bought at my friend’s album release show,” which seems an important distinction.[2] 

There was plenty of hard-driving grain belt rock coming out of the Show-Me State right around the turn of the century, and this song is a fine example of the form. I’m not entirely sure what the song is about beyond “relationship troubles” and “driving,” but what other topics do you really need?

8. The Skeletons, “Thirty Days in the Workhouse” (1987)

7. Big Smith, “No Sir” (2000)

The subtext of this list is whiteness. This is a very white list of artists, and while some of that is due to the limitations of my own listening interests, it is also a reflection of the fact that Springfield is one of the whitest cities in the US. Springfield was 89 percent white in the 2010 census, and remarkably enough, that means the city is much more diverse than it was when I grew up there during the 80’s and 90’s. The musical genres to which Springfield has made its biggest contributions reflect those demographics: country, rockabilly, folk rock, roots rock, bluegrass, alt-country, indie. We haven’t made a dent on the polka charts, but give it time.

Both of these songs are about white privilege and law enforcement. In “No Sir,” Big Smith’s Mark Bilyeu writes about an anxious traffic stop in Oklahoma, where he definitely doesn’t want his car searched. But in the end, he doesn’t have much to worry about. The fact of the matter is that “The only words in Spanish/ On Highway 44/ Say ‘Checkpoint straight ahead’/ So you know who they’re lookin’ for.” The young white protagonist is able to “wriggle through the net” of the justice system, free to pursue a career performing hillbilly music, well-aware that people who don’t look like him might not have fared so well.  

The Skeletons are even more blunt in their rewrite of a Leadbelly classic: “Thirty days in the workhouse,/ Don’t you shed no tears./ If I’d been a black man/ They’d a’ give me thirty years.” It’s “don’t you shed no tears” that makes this one sting. Lou Whitney was willing to lean into unlikable narrators, and it’s plenty revealing that the speaker assumes we would shed tears for the slap on the wrist given to a white shitheel but not for the thirty years given to a black man. The Skeletons tended to play this song with a manic, unhinged intensity, whereas Big Smith’s take on the same basic topic in “No Sir” is mournful. But perhaps manic and mournful is an appropriate set of responses to an American reality that sits at the intersection of tragedy and insanity.

6. Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, “Sink/Let It Sway” (2010)

SSLYBY is my favorite Springfield band by a pretty wide margin. They were attuned to the blog-rockin’ 00’s in a way that gave them a small-but-devoted audience well beyond Missouri, but they’ve always sounded to me like a band from the Ozarks in the same way that Big Star or REM or the Elephant 6 bands sound like they’re from the South. They don’t play it up, but it’s in there.

“Sink/Let It Sway” is one of Yeltsin’s catchiest songs, and a real showcase for what a great guitar sound they had. And while it’s true that “Best Music Video from Springfield” is a fairly slim category, the Point Break tribute filmed for this song is without rival.

 


5. The Smarties, “He Fixes Things” (1996)

I’ve always remembered this song as a fun little quick-hitter of 90’s alterna-pop, but listening to stuff for this list, it jumps out to me how much “He Fixes Things” sounds like the Skeletons: it’s got driving growly guitars and tight drums, it’s hooky, it’s unafraid of being a little silly, and it’s not a second longer than it needs to be.[3] Much of the best music out of Springfield has been willing to indulge in not just humor but corniness (Springfield ain’t Branson, but it ain’t far from Branson). “He fixes things but he broke my heart” seems at first glance like it ought to be the chorus of an AM country song, but it works delightfully as a 90’s rock song.

This song always reminds me of that era when downtown was nothing but Nonna’s, the antique stores, the DMV, and the weirdos. Every time I get back to Springfield, it seems more and more impossible that such a time ever existed.

4. Ronnie Self, “Ain’t I’m a Dog” (1957)

It’s fun to imagine the reaction of some University Heights father walking past his daughter’s room, just a few months before she graduates as part of Parkview’s first senior class, and overhearing her listen to this growly rockabilly record. “Linda,” declares the paterfamilias, “if this boy takes these kinds of liberties with English grammar, what other liberties might he take?”

I hope Linda was done being grounded in time to join her fellow Lassies at the sock hop.

“Bop-a-Lena” was a bigger hit for Self (and “I’m Sorry,” which he wrote for Brenda Lee, was a way bigger hit), but to these ears, “Ain’t I’m a Dog” is the A-side.

3. Ozark Mountain Daredevils, “Jackie Blue” (1974) 

Alright, time for some honesty that might anger some Springfieldians: I kinda hate the Daredevils. “If You Wanna Get to Heaven” is boring. “It’ll Shine When It Shines” is saccharine. “Chicken Train” makes me want to go full Belushi on a mouth harp.

But then there’s “Jackie Blue.”

“Jackie Blue” is so good, y’all. “Jackie Blue” sounds like someone raised on Ozarks church music discovering cocaine, malaise, and women who like cocaine.[4] No matter how good your stereo is, “Jackie Blue” always sounds like a tinny speaker nailed to a utility pole at Hydra-Slide. It sounds like denim cutoffs and root beer at the Fair. It sounds like a lifeguard at Fassnight Pool who’s more worried about her tan than her job.

As far as radio airplay is concerned, this is the biggest rock song ever recorded by a Springfield band. And so the Daredevils’ smoothest contribution to the freaky 70’s lands at #3 on this list, which was also its peak position on the Billboard Hot 100.

2. Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, “Think I Wanna Die” (2008)

Back when SSLYBY still played shows it seemed like the crowd mostly got excited about the more anthemic stuff, but for me “Think I Wanna Die” is their greatest hit. Lyrically, it has quite a bit of fun wearing a Morrissey mask. Musically, it’s a sidewinder—it spins and darts and hesitates and builds, hooky as hell the whole time.

The line where they apologize for being twee cracks me up. Most of the music on this list is more than a little chicken-fried, and when SSLYBY came along one of the many delightful things about them was that they were perfectly willing to be the least dangerous band in Springfield. Which in this case extends not just to being twee, but apologizing for it.

1. The Skeletons, “Trans-Am” (1981)

Springfield is the birthplace of Route 66. That isn’t a marketing slogan, by the way. It is literally true that some guys sat down in a hotel in Springfield in the 1920’s to select a number for the Chicago-to-LA highway. And so, the top song on this list almost has to be a car song.

“Trans-Am” is an upbeat song, but there’s also some darkness here. The speaker longs for a Trans-Am, but does not actually have one. The second verse is about the shoddiness of American cars, and the third is about registering for the draft, which adds a note of urgency to what is ultimately a carpe diem song. “Ride around while you still can,” we are told by a band called The Skeletons. And how do you say carpe diem in the Queen City of the Ozarks' English? By emphasizing “car,” of course.

Everybody now: T-R-A-N-S-A-M!!!



[1] It was disc #20510 in the CD Warehouse file cabinet, per the “Disc at Counter” sticker I still have on my copy.

[2] Speaking of things your friends made, thanks for reading this blog!

[3] Skeletons frontman Lou Whitney has an engineering credit on the album. Of course, he probably has an engineering credit on like 70 percent of the rock albums made in Springfield from 1980 to 2010.

[4] I should note that I have no proof of what substances the Daredevils were actually into. On the other hand, they were a popular rock band in the 70’s. I just opened to a random page in Supe Granda’s autobiography (which actually exists) where he talks about touring with The Steve Miller Band and The Flying Burrito Brothers. On the next page I turned to he talks about transporting “fresh green buds” direct from a farm in the Ozarks to the A&R Department of his record label. I’m done researching.

Friday, December 18, 2020

My Ten Favorite Characters, Roles, or Nations to Play in Board Games

 


  1. Swift and Company in City of the Big Shoulders: Chicago 1895


If you are my opponent and we have a cordial business relationship, I shall invite you to the Annual Pork Ball, the social event of the 1895 season. But should you tank my stock...oh sir or madam, you shall be snubbed! Where’s your invitation? At the bottom of the Chicago River, right next to my accountant--that’s where!


  1. Luke Skywalker, Rebel Commando in Star Wars Miniatures


I won the 2010 Missouri Regional Tournament with a squad built around this bad boy, so it’s all love. The great skill of this version of Luke is to levitate his allies into combat. That’s not exactly how it worked in the movies, but whatever.


  1. Phobolog in Terraforming Mars


This corporation helps you build big stuff in space, and it’s fun to build big stuff in space. Plus your turns end up being really short, so you can go drink while the other players plant trees and build quonset huts on the Martian surface. Also, as Terry Wilson likes to note, you can pretend that your company is a blog about Vietnamese soup.


  1. The United Kingdom in Axis and Allies


Playing the UK was lots of fun back in high school when Stefan Zarins played Germany, because he got really into playing Germany. Maybe too into playing Germany? Anyway, you have a lot of options with the Brits. Build aircraft carriers. Bomb Dusseldorf. Industrialize the colonies. Fun for the whole family!


  1. The Cursed Pirate in Dice Throne


The Pirate is not the most powerful Dice Throne character. That would be the Shadow Thief, who is too overpowered to be entirely fun. But the Pirate is hilarious. You throw exploding powderkegs at people, your playmat uses words like “aye” and “booty,” and you slowly evolve from a sassy redhead pirate into a rapidly deteriorating skeleton pirate with superpowers. Always fun to drag your opponent down with you into the briny deep.


  1. Bards in Dungeons and Dragons


I’ve never gone to the level my brother Nick has where he’s purchased costumes and actual musical instruments for purposes of better portraying a D&D Bard. But he’s absolutely correct that the Bard is the most fun D&D class--they’re highly customizable, you get to talk to NPC’s, and you don’t have to worship some deity that Gary Gygax invented in his basement. 


  1. The Thimble in Monopoly


Apparently they recently got rid of the thimble, which is awesome, because it means that I get to boycott Monopoly for the rest of my life.


  1. Puck in No Holds Bard


This was a game in development that I played at GenCon once, and it was a hell of a lot of fun. Board game fightin’ with Shakespeare characters! I hope the guy who designed it gets somewhere with it. Anyway, Puck was exactly the chaos agent you would want him to be. And yes, his special move is to affix a donkey head to rival characters.


  1. The Roman Empire in History of the World


Do I really need to explain why the Roman Empire is awesome in a game called History of the World?


  1. Athena in Mythic Battles: Pantheon


Makin’ corpses of Spartans,

Behind the Parthenon

With you, my grey-eyed girl.

Yoooooou myyyyyyyyyyy….grey-eyed girl.


Last Place. Helping Candamir Chop Wood in Candamir


Chop your own wood, you lazy forest bastard.





Sunday, September 6, 2020

The Age of Innocence Turns 100

Long, Long Ago, in the Metropolitan Museum of Art


The 2020’s are going to be a big decade for literary centennials. Over the next few years, hundredth anniversaries will be celebrated by stalwarts of the high school canon, epic modernist masterpieces, foundational African-American poetry, and essential feminist novels. Also Mein Kampf. It seems trite to point out that the literature, art, and culture of the 1920’s had an outsized impact on the century that followed, but get ready to hear that basic point repeated quite a bit in the not-too-distant future.

To my mind, the biggest literary centennial of 2020 belongs to Edith Wharton’s The Age of Innocence.[1] It is a fitting kickoff to a decade of big anniversaries, because Wharton’s novel is obsessed with the passage of time. Specifically, Wharton writes about the ways that an era can leave traces on the future even as the specific textures of the present are constantly erased. Time in The Age of Innocence is imagined variously as geological and ephemeral, as characters are weighed down by cumulative layers of tradition while the most important moments of their lives vanish in a glance.

Wharton also thinks about time in a much more obvious way: The Age of Innocence is a period piece. Wharton set her book roughly five decades in the past, and her rendition of the 1870’s is nostalgic, but also exasperated with the styles and strictures of New York high society. Modernity lurks implicitly around every corner of the book, as Wharton can’t resist the occasional knowing quip about impending changes in American life.

Like many a Gen X cinephile, I was introduced to Wharton’s novels through Martin Scorsese’s film adaptation of The Age of Innocence. On its surface, this still seems like an incongruous pairing of director and text. But Scorsese at the time pointed out that the novel is filled with “brutality”[2]—it is about a rich, powerful family deciding how to address violations of its codes of behavior. Characters in the book surveil and maneuver behind one another’s backs, and one misspoken sentence can upend a character’s world. Perhaps the transgressor gets shipped to Europe rather than frozen in a shipping container, but the effect is nevertheless chilling.  

In this tense, mannered world, our main character Newland Archer is earnest, oblivious, and a bit of a dork. While his social circle goes to the opera primarily to gossip and be seen, Newland legitimately enjoys the theater. Most of the men in the book share a carefully calibrated omerta regarding one another’s philandering, but Newland idealistically daydreams about life with his bride-to-be May Welland. Even when he develops feelings for another woman—the Countess Ellen Ollenska—it mostly takes the form of an “emotional affair.” There’s a small moment in one dinner party scene where one of the other men in the novel, aware of Newland’s split affections, comments that neither May nor Ellen are particularly good looking. There are a few ways to read this, but one way to take it is that, whatever else you want to say about Newland, he is actually attracted to inner beauty.

And yet. Like most self-understood “nice guys,” Newland is more than a little entitled. Some of this is inevitable—he’s an absurdly rich white man in the nineteenth century whose job is to be his firm’s token attorney from a “good family.” It’s no wonder he’s surprised when the world doesn’t bend to his will. But he also seems to live so thoroughly in his own head that he has trouble empathizing with people. At multiple moments he expects Ellen to drop everything, even sick relatives, to spend time with him. With May, he assumes he’ll be able to transform a society girl with a penchant for horses and tennis into a serious student of poetry. Poor May tries her best—she reads Robert Browning, for God’s sake—but Newland finds her opinions so insipid that he ceases reading any poetry in her presence, lest she decide to ask him about it.

I’m making him sound worse than he is. He is always at least a little myopic, and the innocence mentioned in the title belongs more to him than any other character. But without that innocence, he might lose his genuine curiosity about the world, his aesthetic susceptibility, and his desire to live a life defined by real human connection. In a society of rules, codes, and narrow traditions, he wants to live authentically. His love for his family is deep, but there are moments where it seems that the only way he can be true to himself is to cast them aside. Wharton manages on more than one to occasion to make you root for infidelity in spite of the fact that the wronged spouse is a likable character. As she explores the twists of Newland’s story, Wharton is marvelously attuned to the ways that life can sometimes seem terrifyingly free, only for the shackles of fate to click shut a moment later.

Newland’s desire for freedom is constantly hemmed in by convention, and as such, there’s a good case to be made that the famous characters from other novels who most resemble him are women. The Age of Innocence is a riff on the adulterous love triangle novel, but Newland resembles Emma Bovary or Anna Karenina far more than he does any of the men in those books. Perhaps Wharton’s cleverest expression of male privilege is that Newland is allowed a happier ending than his predecessors.

And it really is one hell of an ending. I won’t spoil it, but the last chapter is a favorite of mine, and it is why I prefer The Age of Innocence to The House of Mirth, a novel which has an indelible protagonist, but also a boatload of third-act problems. The last chapter of The Age of Innocence contains one of the few paragraphs in any book that reliably makes me tear up every time I read it. After a life in which luck, family, and society have so often undermined Newland’s ability to determine his own path, Wharton presents him in the final pages with a choice that is entirely his to make.

The choice he makes tends to infuriate my students, though they sometimes talk themselves into it by the end of the class. It might not be the right ending for every romantic hero, but it’s the right ending for this one.

A hundred years later, The Age of Innocence remains easy to get into simply because Wharton herself was already looking backward when she wrote it. She finds the quaint habits of old New York as charmingly silly as we do, and as she wrote this novel she, like us, was living through a period in history when a story about a quaint, charming era must have seemed like a welcome respite from the present. Anyone old enough to remember the late-twentieth century has probably felt at least a momentary pang of nostalgia for it while living through the escalating calamities of the twenty-first, and in that, our perspective echoes Wharton’s. That said, the novel is also a reminder that nostalgia blinds us. In particular, the lives of many American women were almost certainly fuller and freer in 1920 than they had been in 1870, and Wharton shows quite powerfully that unchecked patriarchy could stifle the development of a man like Newland as well. And so, ironically, the lesson of looking back on Wharton’s brilliant backward glance is that we shouldn’t let ourselves get too seduced by the pleasures of looking back.



[1] I’m hardly alone in this belief—there’s been lots of good writing in various places on the hundredth anniversary of the novel, including Wharton scholar Sarah Blackwood’s introduction to Penguin’s newest edition of the novel.

Thursday, August 6, 2020

Interview with me at Mr. NYC

 Hey all--if you read my piece on fountains in Kansas City back in June and thought to yourself, "I would like to know even more of Ben's thoughts about fountains," you're in luck! Tony Dunlap, who works in science magazine publishing by day, does the whole husband-and-father thing by night, blogs as Mr. NYC in his spare time, and shared a college apartment with yours truly in a former life, just interviewed me over at his blog. You can read the whole thing here.

Friday, July 24, 2020

A Few More Things: Things I Have Actually Liked About 2020, Part 5


I have officially run out of gas on my self-appointed task of doing a blog post a day for five days, and so I turn to the last refuge of the lazy writer: a list. It’s a catalog, an odds-and-ends, a deadline listicle...it’s Johnson’s Veritable Miscellany!

So anyway, here’s ten more things I have found vaguely pleasant amidst this (insert your favorite synonym for “bad”) year:

*Dragon Inn 3’s cover of Fountains of Wayne’s “Sink to the Bottom.”

*The fact that the Rutgers tomato plant Ruth bought for our garden is actually producing tomatoes. We buy a Rutgers tomato plant every year, because I love the Knight life, but usually our Rutgers plant does about as well as a drunk freshman trying to hold down his first Fat Darrell. But this year our plant is a suitable tribute to the Garden State.

*Rhea Seahorn’s performance as Kim Wexler on Better Call Saul

*Bear Review editor Marcus Myers’ recitations of his favorite poems by Kansas City poets (which he recorded and posted during the late spring). It was a lovely celebration of great writing, and introduced me to a lot of stuff I didn’t know.

*The book came out 30 years ago, so it’s only a 2020 thing for me, but a few weeks ago when I just needed to read a damn novel, I finally got around to reading AS Byatt’s Possession. It’s outstanding—lots of po-mo research/mystery novel stuff a la Nabokov or Pynchon, but put in the service of a more realist and even humanist aesthetic sensibility. I dug it.

*Joshua Weiner’s new translations of Nelly Sachs’ poetry (which appeared in Poetry in April—the full book comes out next year). I wasn’t previously familiar with Sachs, which is kind of embarrassing—she won the Nobel Prize in 1966—but I’m glad to be introduced to her elegiac, formally inventive poems. Anyone who is interested in the modernist literary response to WWII, or in Jewish literature in general, should give her a read.

*The takeout Easter dinner from Pot Pie. Ruth and I got like four meals out of that thing. I flash back to the lamb whenever I need to go to my happy place. Which I guess means I think about the lamb a lot.

*Having friends who bought a house with a pool. Folks, swimming in a pool you do not have to maintain is truly the American Dream.

*My students in the spring semester. I’ll forever be sad that the in-person semester was cut off in the middle, as all of my classes had students who were thinking, saying, and writing interesting things, and I really enjoyed our discussions. That said, I still got to read a lot of very interesting papers my students wrote even after we went virtual. They did good work, and I learned a lot from them.

*Sporting KC signing a competent striker. Who could have guessed that paying for talented attacking players would lead to more goals?

*And finally, this picture of my dad’s quarantine hair: